"When does a cow get a sticker on it's butt?"
"Whennnnn....the ladybug eats the poop! hahaha."
Rolling eyes, "That's so funny baby."
"What does the dog and the cat and the duck and the dog do when they jump off the bridge?"
"I don't know honey, what?"
"Whennnnnn....the butterfly and the toilet paper and the rock scratches the butt! hahahahaha!"
Aubrie's really been into telling joke's lately. She get's it from the HBO show 'I Spy', who's joke's aren't any better, they just make sense. "What has twenty tails and twenty heads? Twenty pennies!"
Aubrie's jokes usually involve poop, pee or butts. Even though we try to tell her those are bathroom words, hubby and I secretly crack up. I mean where does she get these things? They're usually just ramblings of things she's looking at.
"Yes sweet cheecks?"
"I wanna rock out!"
There's my girl.
I know, your impressed by my mad-skills...again....