Spring Challenge - Day 5

Mission:  Post what you can live without.


Road Ragers

Don't flick me off because I'm doing the allowed mph in the fast lane.  It's not even called the fast lane, it's the passing lane.  So if you see me in the left lane passing someone, and I'm not going fast enough for you're liking...then 'F' off.

If I get in front of you in a lane...don't speed up to ride my ass, then cut over to the next lane just to cut back in front of me and cut me off.  In Phoenix, we're allowed to carry concealed weapons...and we have several...

If you're riding my tail, don't roll down the window and call me a 'woman driver' as you pass me, because I suddenly put on the brakes...

If you're a snow bird visiting from out of town in the winter months, don't drive 20mph on the freeways OR the side streets.  If I honk at you, it's for a reason.  Cops WILL pull someone over who's going too slow, so don't  curse at me as I pass you.

Don't yell at me if you don't like my gas guzzler.  I will turn this truck around and drive over your little Smart car crushing it till they need a torch to cut you out...

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I'm finally posting my Cafe Press shop!  Go check it out! 

Spring Challenge ~ Day 4

Mission: Post something you can't live without, because you've tried.

Ready?

To save money every month, I bought myself an iced tea maker to make my iced coffee, and iced green tea like Starbucks.  (They use Tazo tea, btw.)  I even talked to a manager at Starbucks on what the best way to make iced coffee is.  I don't know what it is.  Homemade isn't the same as Starbucks.  It's soooo easy just to glide right through the drive through. 

Especially in Phoenix where they have the new Trenta size.  It's 32oz.

AND  cake pops...

AND...red velvet whoopie pies.

They are BOTH on my no-fun diet.

Doke's and Rocks

"Mom, I've got 2 doke's for you."

"O.K."

"When does a cow get a sticker on it's butt?"

"When?"

"Whennnnn....the ladybug eats the poop!  hahaha."

Rolling eyes, "That's so funny baby."

"What does the dog and the cat and the duck and the dog do when they jump off the bridge?"

"I don't know honey, what?"

"Whennnnnn....the butterfly and the toilet paper and the rock scratches the butt!  hahahahaha!"

Aubrie's really been into telling joke's lately.  She get's it from the HBO show 'I Spy', who's joke's aren't any better, they just make sense.  "What has twenty tails and twenty heads?  Twenty pennies!"  

Aubrie's jokes usually involve poop, pee or butts.  Even though we try to tell her those are bathroom words, hubby and I secretly crack up.  I mean where does she get these things?  They're usually just ramblings of things she's looking at.  

"Mom?"

"Yes sweet cheecks?"

"I wanna rock out!"

There's my girl.

I know, your impressed by my mad-skills...again....